Ah. It is nearly the end of the year.
You start feeling droopy, dead, asleep and moody.
Some tips to feel better:
Become an alcoholic.
Thoroughly discussed at work, we firmly believe that companies should pay employees's rehabilitation costs, should this ever happen.
Eating:
Console yourself with a mountain of food and feel (temporarily) better. Then go to step three.
Exercise like crazy:
Go on, go get those endorphins. Run away from your problems, punch your frenemies through the punching bag, lift some weights to get that chip off your shoulder.
Read a bad book:
You would be so disgusted at the bad grammar and language, that you would forget all your problems. Go try Fifty Shades of Grey.
Have wild parties:
You will be so busy deleting Facebook photos, you will barely have time to remember what you were moaning about.
Scroll through your social networking sites
and become so grateful that you don't post all your emotional baggage on Facebook.
And last, but not least:
Write an enormous amount of shit and post it on your blog ;)
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:P Nice one... loving the Fifty Shades reference. I refuse to touch it with a ten foot barge pole!
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